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Things That Need To Go Away.

1. Straight-across-your-forehead-I’m-a-five-year-old bangs.

2. Mariah Carey

3. Spiders. Definitely spiders. 

4. Toe Socks

5. Those greeter people at stores. Like I just got here…no i don’t need any help…

6. People who grind their teeth. please. please. just stop.

7. Bad texters. “k idk.. so wat u wanna tlk bout” does not fly bro.

8. Fat people and cutoffs… rolls..no thank youu

9. That one spot on your leg that you miss shaving..

10. People who text first then don’t text back even if you reply in 30 seconds…

11. Taylor Swift haters….go die. Shes perfect.

12. Girls who don’t eat. Like uhh..thats not attractive. Stop.

13. Mosquitoes. 

14. People who have the same profile picture…um are you trying to confuse me?

15. Sidney Crosby. End of story.

16. Melty slurpees. Completely ruins it haha

17. Badly scheduled soccer games.. 10:25pm then 6:05 am…is that smart?

18. Adults that add you on Facebook…awks…

19. Tornados. Nobody likes tornados. C’mon, look what they did to poor Dorothy.

20. Whiny people. Please do not text me if you only plan to complain…

21. Subtitles…just no.

22. Bad refs…that was a legal hit..learn the difference before you take the job

23. Guys without abs. There’s this thing called situps…try it sometime…

24. Gross perfumes…thanks. Now I smell like shit.

25. Hipsters. You’re not that cool, I promise.

26. Speeches about me. Tell the class about my life..? No thank you.

27. Teachers who type grades incorrectly..Big difference between a 59% & a 95%.

28. Players on the other team with the same name as you..So confused…

29. Random unnecessary stories..Now know the color of the mail lady’s room..cool..

30. Rude comments…My hair reminds you of an orangutan? Glad you think so…

31. Movies that skip. This needs to end…

32. Dumb guys, did you really ask if you could hook up with girls while we’re dating?

33. Bullies. If you don’t know the whole story, don’t judge.

34. I’m-an-angel-nun girls. I talk to guys, since when does that mean I’m a whore?

35. Guys with white girl problems. Please keep whining. I heard it helps.

36.Tim Tebow. Pray one more time during a game, I dare you.

37. Shelf Elfs. End of story.

38. Non-artistic art teachers. No that deff looks worse…thanks for trying?

39. Assholes who try to start shit over facebook. Nuff said.

40. Hairdressers who cut off 3 inches when you say 1.. long hair. don’t care. 

41. Non-flavorful gum. Just no.

42. Kissing with chapped lips. Seriously? Find some damn chapstick.

43. Green Christmases. I live in Michigan for a reason….

44. Cheaters. If Tiger Woods can’t get away with it no one can.

45. Dark rooms. Sorry dog, I didn’t see you there…